Bouillon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	10526
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2771	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	4387	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2159
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	7976
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Animals Bred:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Emeralds Found:	1941	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!