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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ores Mined:	5437
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	122	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	927	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Void Armor Forged:	21
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.