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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

AI chatbot tragedy, Artificial Intelligence, battle, blocky, cyber relationships, digital love, Last Incel Standing, Loneliness Epidemic, love AI chatbot, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, Minecraft, modern romance, online relationships, Royale.., Server, social isolation, technology addiction, technology impact, teenage boy suicide, telegraph news, toilet seat up, Tragic Love Story., tragic news story., virtual companionship

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

balanced whales, city building, Competition, crafts mechanics, Day Of Destiny, Development, discord community, economically-thought-out donation, Event, friendly players, Hostile players, Minecraft, player relationships, pleasant pastime, Premium, Rewards, season 1, Server, trade relations, Urban planning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

135.181.126.174:25875

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	1707	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!