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Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	477	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	289

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	686	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1823	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7757	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	4508
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5103	Players Killed by Monsters:	1550
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!