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ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	246	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	341
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1868	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crops Grown:	3688	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!