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PantyGuy’s Minecraft Server – Ask Anything

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	1392
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including asking a guy that wears panties anything! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and asked the guy in panties for fashion advice. Not only did he get some fabulous tips on color coordination, but he also learned how to build a killer wardrobe in Minecraft! Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces individuality and quirky fashion choices like wearing panties? So come on over and join the fun – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and fashion tips you’ll discover!

BlockyBreakupBay

BlockyBreakupBay, communication problems, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, Emotional distance, fear of vulnerability, feeling neglected, feeling suffocated, feeling unappreciated, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of trust, mismatched priorities, past trauma, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, seeking clarity, seeking independence, Self Discovery, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of your partner constantly stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Are they always building ugly structures that ruin your beautiful world? Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of dealing with a partner who just can’t seem to play Minecraft the right way. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Island” where you can go to blow off some steam and destroy everything in sight without any consequences. Say goodbye to relationship problems and hello to a blocky paradise where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep next!

Tut-ceptionCraft

demonstration, education, Explanation, Guide, how-to, Instructions, learning, meta tutorial, teaching, TutceptionCraft, tutorial, tutorial advice, tutorial demonstration, tutorial help, tutorial steps, tutorial strategies, tutorial techniques, tutorial tips, tutorial tricks, tutorial usage, tutorialception

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Void Armor Forged:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, you know how you always get lost in minecraft and you’re like “help me, i need a tutorial”? well guess what, on this server, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL. it’s like a maze of confusion and chaos, but in a fun way. you’ll be running around like a headless chicken trying to figure out what to do next. it’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you entertained for hours. so come join us and see if you can survive the madness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. just remember, NOBODY CAN MAKE A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO USE A TUTORIAL.

CarbonCraft: Eco-Friendly Cloud Scheduler

#sustainability, carbon footprint, CarbonCraft, cloud, cloud computing, data centers, EcoFriendly, efficiency, energy consumption, environmental impact, green computing, innovation, machine learning, models, open source, Optimization, package, Predictive.., Reduce, renewable energy, scheduler, Scheduling, software, Technology

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dem open-source packages dat will make ur carbon footprint look like a tiny ant. we be reducin’ dat carbon footprint of dem machine learning models like it’s nothin’ with our predictive cloud computin’ schedulin’.

we got dem servers runnin’ so fast, it’s like lightning strikin’ twice in the same spot. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see how efficient we are at makin’ dem models eco-friendly. join us now and be a part of somethin’ truly outta this world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

⭐ LioviCraft ⭐ NEW SERVER❤️1.12-1.20❤️ Minecraft server

❤️, ⭐, 1.12, 1.12-1.20, 1.20, banner, GIF, Lazy, LioviCraft, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, server description

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	6262
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The owner of the server «LioviCraft NEW SERVER1.12-1.20» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.liovimc.ru

KinoCraft Server: Blocky Fun!

action, Adventure, blocky, competitive, Cooperative, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie game, Kino: The game, KinoCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, puzzle, role playing, RPG, Sci Fi, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Votes:	6627	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Kino: The game for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all. We also have a giant maze filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end of the maze, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbows. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon, Steve, in a epic battle for the ages. Legend has it that whoever defeats Steve will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join Kino: The game today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves!

TrumpTakedown Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Authorization, BBC interview, Confrontation, Deadly Force, Details, fault in security, Julia Pierson, make it make sense, Minecraft, perpetrator, Police, Rifles, roof, secret service, security perimeter, Server, setup, Trump shooting, TrumpTakedown, Witness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the conspiracy theories! Join us and uncover the truth behind the Trump shooting – was it a setup? We’ve got former Secret Service directors, video evidence, and witness reports that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Can you crack the code and solve the ultimate conspiracy? Or will you be too busy dodging creepers and building your dream base?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine while you’re at it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking in the shadows. Trust no one, not even that friendly villager offering you a trade. The truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. See you on the server, if you dare!

BlockstonedCraft

addiction, attraction, Baby Care, baby’s safety, BlockstonedCraft, Communication Issues, Decision making, deep sleep, Doctor, emergency, emotional reactivity, financial strain, health concerns, husband, Nightmares, psychiatrist, relationship, smell, smoking weed, Support, withdrawals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	7194
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

banter, bullying, Crafty, cruel words, damaging words, disrespectful behavior., emotional pain, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful memories, hurtful remarks, insensitive comments, insults, mean words, Minecraft, negative feedback, offensive remarks, personal attacks, Server, toxic relationships, traumatic experience, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Farms Harvested:	624
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	3623	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	462258

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!