we have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with trading ridiculous amounts of random items. want to trade 100 diamonds for a stack of dirt? no problem! our villagers will hook you up.
rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. but be warned, the ocean is guarded by a giant squid named squishy who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke. better start practicing your best puns!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night? some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the nether and never found their way back. others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. either way, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of watermelons. you’re gonna need ’em.
Guardians of the Light – Uphold 
Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows.
Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance.
Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.
