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Kamala’s Kooky Minecraft Server

controversy, democrats, election, funny, humor, joe biden, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, kamaltoes, Komrade, Kooked, Kooky, meme, Minecraft, News, Over.., Politics, presidential race, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to kamaltoes because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/BLA CKED/ General – Minecraft SMP – #3313

#BlackedCards, #DokiDokiLiteratureClub, #EarnedOrgasms, #SlurStrokes, ai, BLA, blacked, BNWO, booru, cked, clothing, Discords, editing, general, genshinimpact, Minecraft, modding, NovelAI, PMV, smp, Templates, tutorials

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with AI-generated shenanigans and modding madness! Our server is so lit, even the mobs are rocking BLACKED clothing and spitting out BNWO dictionary terms. Earn your stripes with our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program and watch PMVs that will blow your mind.

We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!

PiggySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Dive Back into Classic Survival!

Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!

Why Choose Us?

PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.

Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559

PiggySMP.xyz:19132

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, behemoth, black shadow, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, honeymoon party, Ios, Isabel, killer wife, Land Eater, life again, Livestream, longing flower, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, Missiliscan, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, nonsense red, old tales, PC, rapunzel, Rumani, Scarlet, secret party cleaner, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9570
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8049
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!

Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.

Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.

Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!

Sky’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

A chaotic paradise.

BonkNetwork

Adventure, BonkNetwork, Community, Custom Ranks, Duels, Economy, Fun, Gear, In-Game Shop, innovation, Minecraft, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Thrilling Battles, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:

Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.

Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.

Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.

And More!

Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?

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Momcest General Minecraft Server

bimbo, Chad, cumdump, desire, family, FANTASY, fetish, general, hot, Incest, love, Lust, Mature, Milf, Minecraft, mom, Momcest, Mother, Naughty, relationship, seduction, Server, taboo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Stupid Bimbo Edition every Tuesday! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ Momcest Tuesday, am I right? Share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom – we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh along with you.

Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!

So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!

Frauds Minecraft SMP Balon D’or Reminder

balon, d’or, Frauds, Minecraft, reminder, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have our own version of the Ballon d’Or called the Diamond Sword of Awesomeness! Join us and you could win this prestigious award, even if you’re nowhere near the best player on the server.

Real Madrid may have bought their way to success in the football world, but here in our SMP, we value true skill and creativity. No corruption here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Rival players may not be happy about our server’s success, but that just means we’re doing something right. Come join us and watch as Real Madrid fans seethe with jealousy as our community grows stronger and more epic by the day.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what all the hype is about!

Stereotypical Minecraft Server

Adventure, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, humor, isekai, light novel, light-hearted, Manga adaptation, mediocre person, Minecraft, mundane life, new world, Protagonist, REINCARNATED, reincarnated protagonist, Reincarnation, satire, series, Server, slice of life, stereotypical

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	320	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!