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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

banging, Crush, CrushCraft, Cunt, FAT ASS, Gypsy, happen, high school, high school crush, look who she is with now, Minecraft, mutt, obese, Server, WTF

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with high school drama and crushes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can make your crush fall in love with you just by playing on it. Who needs high school drama when you can have virtual love affairs with pixelated characters? Join now and see for yourself!

TrashyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

bathing habits, cleanliness, Girls, gossip, hygiene, internet communities, internet culture, Minecraft, misconceptions, online forums, personal care, personal hygiene, Rumors, Server, shower, showering habits, social norms, Stereotypes, Trash, TrashyGamerGirls, truth or myth, Urban Legends, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	86
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in days? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that all players smell like a field of fresh daisies! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to finally play with people who know what soap is. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of shower-loving llamas who will trade you diamonds for shampoo. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the stink behind!

HubbyHunting Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, communication problems, Emotional Abuse, emotional exhaustion, emotional manipulation, finding peace, Gaslighting, HubbyHunting, ignoring spouse, marital conflict, Marital Problems, Marriage Struggles, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, personal attacks, questioning behavior, relationship issues, seeking validation, self-care, Server, toxic relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us if you’re tired of constantly being interrogated and picking fights with your spouse over the smallest things. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and skeletons!

Need a break from the constant questioning and personal remarks about your looks? Join our server and build your own beautiful world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment!

And if you ever feel like you’re the most toxic person ever, don’t worry – on our server, everyone is welcome, no matter how many exes they have or how many bank cards are in their bag.

So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your epic castle!

SisterlyVetoCraft

aita, arrested, association, Childhood, DAUGHTER, decision, Emily, family, History, Honor, husband, late sister, Memories, Naming, Police, School, SisterlyVetoCraft, Support, Therapy, troubles, vetoing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds, therapy sessions, and name disputes!

Imagine a world where your in-laws are more intense than a creeper explosion and therapy is a requirement for choosing a baby name. On our server, you’ll navigate through the complexities of honoring family members, dealing with childhood trauma, and facing the wrath of angry grandparents.

Forget building castles and mining for diamonds, the real adventure is trying to convince your spouse that naming your child after your childhood nemesis is a bad idea. Will you stand your ground like a strong warrior or cave under pressure like a weak zombie? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a jungle maze, join us now! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama and therapy sessions to keep you entertained?

Skillz4Days

accelerated learning, dream skill acquisition, expertise attainment, fast-track mastery, immediate proficiency, immediate skill mastery, immediate talent development, instant expertise, instant learning, instant skill acquisition, overnight mastery, quick mastery, quick proficiency, quick skill acquisition, rapid expertise acquisition, rapid skill development, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, talent acquisition, wishful skill mastery, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2

Ever dreamed of becoming a master builder without lifting a finger? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the power to build epic structures with just a snap of your fingers! No more tedious hours of placing blocks, just instant building gratification!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll also have the ability to tame wild creepers and ride them into battle against other players. Who needs a horse when you can ride a explosive green monster into victory?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can fly like a majestic chicken through the skies, dropping eggs of destruction on unsuspecting enemies below. It’s clucking madness, I tell ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs skills when you have pure insanity on your side?

RussianRumble Minecraft Server

#revelation, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cover up, Evidence, Fatalities, Government, hidden information, International, investigation, leaked documents, leaked files, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, Political, RussianRumble, russians, secret documents, Server, Truth, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4799	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Items Found:	5922	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a firework show on steroids? well, lemme tell ya, this server is the bomb dot com. we got more crazy adventures than a squirrel on a sugar rush.

rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. not to mention, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen.

oh, and get this, the server is so epic that even leaked documents suggest that more russians have been killed in ukraine than previously thought. like, what even is that about? but hey, if you wanna be part of the action and join the most insane minecraft server of all time, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Authorization, CANCELLATION, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Le Pen, Military, peace talks, Political, russia, sanctions, strike, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Buildings Constructed:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? this server, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude.

and get this, the admins on this server are like wizards or something. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. it’s insane, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. you gotta find the secret entrance though, it’s guarded by a llama with laser eyes. no joke.

so, if you wanna join the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time, come on over. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ll blow your mind. literally.

HeartlessCraft

emotion, Heart, HeartlessCraft, inner feelings, introspection, literal, metaphor, personal growth, Physical, poetic sense, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-connection, self-exploration, Self-expression, sensitivity, Touch, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	12	Star Shards Collected:	150
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can touch your heart in both the poetic and literal sense! we have magical potions that make you feel all the feels and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds! our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep! plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free hugs and unlimited diamonds! join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSextingNoProblem

“Youth, adolescent behavior, adolescent mental health, adolescents, Communication, conduct problems, depression symptoms, mental health, mental health issues, mental health research., NoSextingNoProblem, Prevention, relationships, research, sexting, sexting behavior, sexting prevention, social media, Technology, technology use, young people

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	5835

so like, u know how u always worry bout sexting makin u all depressed and stuff? well guess what, turns out it aint true! this server is like the cure for all ur worries, cuz here u can sext all u want and still be happy as a clam! join us and leave those mental health issues in the dust, cuz we all about havin a good time and makin u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. come on, what u waitin for? sext your way to happiness on our server!

ShakeCraft Minecraft Server

3D debuts, After all, concerts, Damage, Events, figurines, guess, make good, Minecraft, now.., promised, really, Server, ShakeCraft, shaking off, trying, walk it off

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5819
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got concerts featuring creepers playing the drums, figurines of Steve riding pigs, and 3D debuts of villagers breakdancing like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our crazy events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or the zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

It seems like we’re really gonna walk it off after all the fun you’ll have on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!