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Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	6923
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

active members, ad astra, Adults, Adventure, advertising, Allowed, Biome mods, Boldly, building mods, Chaos, Community, concepts, CONTENT, Create, discord server, exploration mods, free, java edition, Lore, madness, MAGICAL, Mine Cells, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, New Content Mods, Origins, Other, Performance Mods, rules, silly, smp, Story, Survival, tubular, Waystones

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	845
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.

Sisters of Battle Minecraft Server

000, Adepta Sororitas, battle, battle sisters, combat simulation, Female Protagonists, female warriors, futuristic setting, game design, game development, Gaming Community, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, Miniatures, Sci Fi, Server, sisters, sisters of battle, strategy game, Tabletop game, Tactical Gameplay, war gaming, wargaming, Warhammer 40, warhammer 40k

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this server is for the Sisters of Battle! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword while wearing a fabulous pink tutu. Who said Sisters of Battle can’t be fashionable?

2. We have a special quest where you have to rescue a group of adorable baby chickens from the clutches of an evil chicken overlord. Will you be the hero they need?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the creepers into friendly unicorns that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Who wouldn’t want to be friends with a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

4. We host epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a whole day. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Sisters of Battle Minecraft server and prepare for the wackiest adventures of your life!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /gig/ – Griefer Infiltration Guild/

4th Anniversary Web Event, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, griefer, guild, Infiltration, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3153	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant spiders and evil creepers for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP server. Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyClassApology

ACCUSATION, Adult, anger, Apology, Classroom, classroom incident, CraftyClassApology, Frustrated, higher, misunderstanding, Parent, shame, Son, Standard, Teacher, teacher-parent communication, underpaid, Waste of time

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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