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LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Farms Harvested:	619	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

”>but MUH GD Minecraft SMP”

ack, but MUH, but MUH GD, gd, long tail tags, Minecraft, muh, MUH GD, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama. But fear not, for our hero defeated the llama with nothing but a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword. And thus, they became the ruler of the server, with all the diamonds and cake they could ever want.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next legend of our server! Just remember, if you hear someone yelling “MUH GD..ACK”, it’s probably just our resident parrot trying to steal your diamonds. Happy crafting!

Roman Empire Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ancient civilizations, ancient rome, Empire, Engineering, historical comparison, History, hygiene, India, Infrastructure, Minecraft, public health, public works, Román, roman empire, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, sewage system, sewage treatment, societal development, Urban planning, Waste Disposal, water management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	2574	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out why the Roman Empire had advanced sanitation and sewage systems 2000 years ago while India is still stuck in the 21st century! Maybe you’ll uncover ancient secrets hidden within our pixelated world that explain this bizarre historical phenomenon. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant toilet castle and flood your friends with virtual sewage. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness today!

Ciao Cat – Raora Panthera Minecraft SMP

addict, artist, cat, ciao, covers, cute, debut, Divegrass, echo, English, fanarts, french fries, Gatta, Hardworking, HIBANA, hololive, Italian, Justice, Lore, Mamma, matryoshka, merch, Minecraft, OP Template, Panthera, PINK, pizza, PON, Raora, smp, song, マトリョシカ

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only pon, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with french fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatta? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Raora Panthera, who streams epic Minecraft gameplay with a side of RAOOO! You won’t want to miss out on her next stream, especially the exclusive members-only ones that are TBA.

And let’s not forget about Raora’s original songs and covers that will have you jamming out while mining for diamonds. Plus, dive into the lore and debut of this iconic Minecraft queen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a chance to meet Raora Panthera, dive into Divegrass, and maybe even snag some exclusive merch. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s play the new update together! #CiaoRaora 🍕🍟🐱

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, HoloRedHeads, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the HoloRedHeads Edition, where you’ll meet legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles with just a flick of his wrist. Or how about Axel Syrios, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”?

But wait, there’s more! Gavis Bettel is known for taming dragons and riding them into battle, while Machina X Flayon can craft enchanted weapons that will make your enemies tremble in fear. Banzoin Hakka is a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind, and Josuiji Shinri is a PvP champion who never backs down from a fight.

And don’t forget about our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, who have left a legacy of epic builds and daring adventures for you to explore. On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is a dinosaur whisperer who can summon prehistoric creatures to aid him in battle, while Goldbullet is a treasure hunter who has uncovered hidden loot in every corner of the map.

Octavio is a master of disguise who can sneak past any mob without being detected, and Crimzon Ruze is a wizard who can cast spells that will protect you from harm. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a legend in your own right!

Vidya Wife SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of your wife or girlfriend hogging the TV to play video games? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Wives/Girlfriends Allowed” policy! Say goodbye to sharing the screen and hello to building epic structures with your bros!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who steals all the diamonds! Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and reclaim your precious loot?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft player! Just remember, no girls allowed!

Rede SpiritCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, OneBlock, skublock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

server de minigames e survival 1.21.3! skywars , kitpvp, survival 1.8.8, survival 1.21.3, bedwars, oneblock, skublock, e muito mais!!!

jogar.redespiritcraft.com.br

Flawed by Design Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a friendly dragon?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Dpad, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just for petting the Dpad’s fluffy tail!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

banana fear, Bananaphobic, bbc news, fear of bananas, fear of bananas in Sweden, fear of food, fear of fruit, irrational fears, Minecraft, Pathetic, Phobia, smp, Swede, Swedecucks, Sweden, Sweden news, Swedish bananaphobia, Swedish culture, Swedish humor, Swedish identity, Swedish news, Swedish society, Swedish stereotypes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever find!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and if you can impress them with your sick moves, they might just teach you their ways.

But beware, the Swedecucks are always lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of chicken jousting. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

What is the IP for DotoDoya Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

DotoDoya is a popular gaming content creator known for his entertaining and energetic personality. With a focus on reviewing and playing a variety of games, he has amassed a dedicated following on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. DotoDoya is known for his humorous commentary, detailed game analysis, and engaging live streams, making him a well-loved figure in the gaming community.

Coastal SMP

Adventure, best, Biomes, building, Community, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, open beta, player interaction, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crops Grown:	7320	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to Coastal SMP. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a brand new server that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Economy, Player Shops, and more! We are a brand-new server in open beta so please come join us.

play.coastal-smp.com