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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Boring Mary Sues, dull moments, FAGGOT, fell asleep, lack of character development, lackluster performance, Minecraft, screen time, Server, snooze fest, unengaging plot, unengaging storyline, uneventful narrative, unexciting lead, unimpressive acting, unimpressive dialogue, unimpressive protagonist, uninspiring lead character, uninteresting characters, uninteresting plot twists, unmemorable scenes, unoriginal storyline

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

4koma, Account XP, assault, Banners, Bants, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, guides, Hards, LIMITED, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, Welfare

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

airheaded, ANNOYING, Bitch, brainless, Clueless, dense, dumb, exasperating, Foolish, frustrating, ignorant, infuriating, IRRITATING, maddening, Minecraft, Nonsensical, obtuse, SENSELESS, Server, stupid, thick-headed, Unintelligent, vexing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

admins, Basic, coffee, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Fancy, Griefprevention, Handmade, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, lol, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Theme, Unique

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, Calithe, calithe watch, cold, cold shower therapy, habits, health, holistic healing, lefort, Lifestyle, lol, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, Recovery, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Routines, self improvement, self-care, Server, shower, Therapy, THREMBO, Thrembos, watch, wellness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, avant garde, BIZARRE, blocky, Cinema, cult classic, eccentric, EXPERIMENTAL, film, indie, low budget, Movie, Obscure, offbeat, quirky, strange, surreal, Trash, trashkino, Trashkinos, Unconventional, Underground, Unique, weird

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

Audius, Classes, Community, creeper, Custom, Custom Shops, Economy, ELEMENTALS, Enchants, endermen, EU, Events, explosions, Fabulous, Fashionable, Jobs, LunarSphere, Magic, mobs, Music, Nostalgia, Plots, RPG, smp, Trading, twists, US, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2486	Star Shards Collected:	251

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	audius.party
Discord	https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
Server Summary	Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to everybody.

2. Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

4. Can players claim land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

5. What regions does the server cater to?

The server caters to both EU and US communities.

Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, community-driven, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fun, Growing, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, online gaming, Player Warps, PvE, quality of life, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Items Found:	1963	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Comparison of Hypixel and Beefys Minecraft World:

Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Large player base	New and growing server
Multiple game modes and minigames	Focus on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes
Well-established with regular updates	Tons of quality of life features like /back, keepinv, and player warps

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Can I play minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers multiple game modes and minigames.	No, Beefys Minecraft World focuses on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes.
Is the player base large?	Yes, Hypixel has a large player base.	Beefys Minecraft World is a new and growing server.
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel is well-established with regular updates.	Beefys Minecraft World offers quality of life features like /back and keepinv.

Blocky Ballers

Aesthetics, animation, attractiveness, Ayako, Ballers, Basketball, beauty, blocky, character analysis, comparison, Female Characters, Haruko, high school, Japanese culture, Manga adaptation, Movie, Popularity, Rivalry, romance, slam dunk, sports anime, visual appeal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fabulous as Ayako in that movie where she outshined Haruko? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate beauty queen of the virtual world! Join us and bask in the glow of our stunning landscapes, where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can find a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that grants you the power to turn your enemies into adorable bunnies. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted armor that makes you look like a magical unicorn warrior.

So why was Ayako prettier than Haruko in the movie? Because she was secretly playing on our server and leveling up her style game, of course! Join us now and become the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft history.

Pixelated Anime Adventures: The Weeb Server

19 million US dollars, Adventures, ai, ai technology, Anime, Company, e-book store, emaqi, fight piracy, First Magus Bride, increase availability, Languages, localization, Manga, manga volumes, Orange Inc., pixelated, prnewswire, Server, start up, Summer 2024, Technology, Translate, translators, Usa, weeb

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	125	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Items Found:	1912	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Potions Brewed:	130

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as innovative as a Manga AI Localization Start-Up Company? Look no further, because our server is raising the bar with our insane goal of translating 500 new Minecraft volumes PER MONTH into English! 📚💻

🚀 Join us as we fight against Minecraft piracy and increase the legally available gameplay for all demographics with our cutting-edge AI technology. Who needs real translators when you have AI, right? 🤖💥

🔥 First Magus Bride, now our Minecraft server – the future is here and it’s looking bright! So come on, hop on board and be a part of this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be as big as Emaqi! 😉✨

💰 Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and let’s revolutionize the Minecraft world together! 🎮🌈

(Note: This is a fictional and exaggerated description for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.)

GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!

1.20.2, age, Community, Communitydriven, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fun, GenMC, GenuineMC, INFORMATION, Join, jokes, Nationalities, player made, Relax, rules, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shops, smp, social media, Staff, TOWN, Vanilla, veteran player, Winter

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Server IP	SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

About Our Server:

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

Features:

GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

Rules:

No Spamming (Caps, Text, Links, etc.) Don’t Advertise Other Servers Be respectful to staff and community members Don’t ask for OP or Staff (Our full rules can be read on our server using /rules or by visiting our Rules & Info room at Spawn!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join GenuineMC?	To join GenuineMC, simply connect to the server using the IP address SemiVanilla.GenMC.net
Are there any age restrictions to play on GenuineMC?	No, GenuineMC welcomes players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules and respect other players.
Can I build my own creations on GenuineMC?	Absolutely! GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that encourages creativity and building. Just make sure to follow the server rules.
Are there regular events on GenuineMC?	Yes, GenuineMC hosts various fun and exciting events throughout the year for all players to enjoy.