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Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

CraftyLoveHub

Caring, Communication, CraftyLoveHub, emotional connection, emotional well being, feelings, Intimacy, lasting impact., long-term effects, partner support, personal thoughts, psychological benefits, relationship satisfaction, satisfaction, self disclosure, sexual cues, sexual desire, sexual distress, Sexual intimacy, Understanding, validating

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	8735
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life!! we got levels of intimacy that will blow your mind. imagine being so caring and validating towards your minecraft partner that you unlock secret sexual cues in the game. your sexual desire will be through the roof, and satisfaction guaranteed!! plus, the effects can last up to 12 months in real life. who knew minecraft could be so steamy?! join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

AlexandriaSMP: Where gamers over 16 can chat with in-game voices and try not to get lost on Bluemap!

AlexandriaSMP, bi-weekly activities, Bluemap, Building Competitions, Chat, creativity, democratic environment, discord community, Gamers, improved terrain, in-game economy, inclusive environment, INGAME, Lost, Online Map, player-driven decisions, pvp tournaments, reset map, Respect, robust anti-griefing, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, supportive, vanilla tweaks, Vibrant Community, VOICES

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	6007
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Many Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.

Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?

A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.

Q: How often does the server have map resets?

A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Crafting, diy, embroidery, Fabric, Handmade, Minecraft, needle, needlework, Server, Sewing, sewing community, sewing kit, sewing machine, sewing pattern, sewing project, sewing supplies, sewing tutorial, spool, stitching, textile, Thread, thread art, ThreadCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crops Grown:	5474
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8562

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once a player entered, they were greeted by a talking chicken who guided them through a maze of lava pits and diamond mines. But beware, there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Crops Grown:	2607
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	906	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2941	Treasure Maps Found:	4

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	1140
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️