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SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8387	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

Stretching Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	941020
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2668	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	3610

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	586416
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	236	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Potions Brewed:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	4696
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3730

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5606	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!

The Big Leagues Are In Your Path… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you ready to enter the big leagues of Minecraft SMPs? Well strap in, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all, oh no. We’ve also got a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin and have a pet creeper as their leader. Joining this server is like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and creativity.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules.