We got the thiccest builds and the juiciest loot, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our pixelated babes shaking their blocky behinds.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every corner holds a surprise and every block hides a treasure.
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the party and get ready to have your mind blown!
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.
We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!
Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!
But beware, there are rumors of a male butthole army planning to invade our server. Only the bravest players can stop them and save our precious female buttholes. Will you rise to the challenge and protect the bootylicious beauty of our server?
So come on, join us and experience the butt madness for yourself. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so cheeky?
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!
Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!
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Hypixel has a larger player base with more diverse minigames, while Mianite Realm may have a smaller player base focused on survival/roleplay experience.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and constant updates with less emphasis on survival gameplay compared to Mianite Realm.
Mianite Realm offers a unique survival/roleplay experience lightly based around the popular YouTube series Mianite, allowing players to choose a god to follow and offering features like McMMO, Slimefun, Custom Enchantments, PvP, and Community Quests.
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| – Trust-based diamond economy system |
| – Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command |
| – Voice chat mod |
| – Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks |
| – 15-year-old age requirement |
| – Kind, mature, and interactive community |
| – Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is SpudCraft? | SpudCraft is a community focused on Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting environment. |
| What do we have to offer? | – Features including a diamond economy system, easy spawn access, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with datapacks, age requirement, mature community, and collaborative projects/events. |
| How can I join? | Join our Discord community and submit an application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe |
Are you looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore? Well, look no further because we have it all! Plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to witness some mind-blowing events like school shooters’ parents getting a 15-year prison sentence for giving their son a gun as a Christmas present.
But wait, there’s more! Imagine the drama when the boy, who received the gun as a gift, actually used it for a school shooting. Talk about a plot twist! And don’t even get us started on the school girl’s mother who lost her daughter in the tragic event – she definitely had some choice words for the boys’ parents.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest stories that only Minecraft can offer. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will unfold next!
| Server Type | 18+ SMP Community |
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| Server Version | 1.20.4 |
| Server Reset | Never |
| Whitelist Requirement | Must be on Discord |
No, there are no land claims on the server. However, there are protection plugins in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
If you leave the Discord server, you will be considered as departing from the Minecraft server. This means you will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset.
The server economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is also a shopping district at spawn which serves as the heart of the server.
No, the server welcomes players of all play styles, whether you are a redstoner, explorer, or builder. The community is more focused on building projects, but technical players are also welcome.
There is zero tolerance for discrimination or racism on the server. Friendly banter is allowed, but it should always remain respectful. Additionally, it is advised not to trust HMitten.
Freedom Realms MC is a multi genre server! We offer Survival, PvP, One Block, and Parkour. With plans to add many more game modes! Join our custom discord for a fun in-game proximity chat! Thanks for checking out the server and we look forward to seeing you in game!
mc.freedomrealms.com:2254
Server theme: grieferEvents: volcanic eruption, AirDrops
There is a car mine and custom enchantments!Administration: over 15 years oldCome in, we are waiting for you!
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| Hypixel | Celestial Realms |
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| High player count | Land claims to prevent griefing |
| Wide variety of minigames | Crates to unlock OP loot |
| Active community | Barrel shops to easily buy or sell items |
| Regular updates and events | No phantoms unless you want them |
| No PVP unless you both want to | |
| Cons | Whitelisted to keep a smaller community |
| Potential for lag due to high player count |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join Hypixel without a Minecraft account? | No, you need a valid Minecraft account to join Hypixel. |
| Is there a whitelist on Hypixel? | No, Hypixel is open to all players. |
| Are there any age restrictions on Hypixel? | Players of all ages can play on Hypixel. |
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| Can I join Celestial Realms without a Minecraft account? | No, you need a valid Minecraft account to join Celestial Realms. |
| Is there a whitelist on Celestial Realms? | Yes, Celestial Realms is whitelisted to maintain a smaller community. |
| Are there any age restrictions on Celestial Realms? | Players of all ages can join Celestial Realms, but must provide age information when applying. |