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I’m Still Mad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our weekly “Pig Racing” competitions – those pigs are faster than you’d think!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe accidentally set your house on fire. It’s all in good fun, right?

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Dudes Network

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Ducksmp

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🦆 Welcome to the DuckSMP Store! 🦆 Dive into the world of DuckSMP, where adventure awaits! Our store offers a variety of exclusive ranks, kits, and items designed to elevate your gameplay and enhance your experience on the server.

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WenDmol Minecraft server

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Lamp and vanilla

To play you need to apply in the discord channel

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Dragon Quest 3 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking creepers.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dragon quest 3 game cartridge, rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle a fire-breathing dragon while riding a pig with a saddle made of gold? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.
Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you a master builder looking to create the dankest memes in Minecraft? Or maybe you’re a redstone wizard who can wire up a trap faster than you can say “kek”? No matter which side of the block you’re on, this server is the place for you!
Join us for epic battles against creepers who have been brainwashed by the Illuminati, or team up with your fellow players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has been spreading fake news throughout the land.

But beware, for there are rumors of a secret underground base where the legendary Herobrine resides, plotting to turn all of Minecraft into a giant meme. Will you be brave enough to face him and save the world from his trolling ways?

So come on, grab your diamond sword and your enchanted armor, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many memes).

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ChunkyLife Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your time on boring old imageboards? Well, say goodbye to those and hello to our Minecraft SMP! We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe just cry because you fell into lava again).
Join us and say goodbye to productivity because once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Build a castle, explore the Nether, or just hang out with your new online pals. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring imageboards and hello to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base with TNT, then you might regret it a little).

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a limited time offer of FREE FANTA! That’s right, get your hands on a phial of Fantasia from the wandering moogle in Old Gridania before it’s gone in the next update!
But wait, there’s more! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t forget about our upcoming meetups and events – from drive-in movie nights to Tokusatsu watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even run into a wandering moogle or two along the way!

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Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Don’t worry, though, because our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a can-do attitude.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base hidden somewhere on the server where the walls are made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village of talking llamas or a portal to the Nether made entirely out of rainbow blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

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