Bootstraps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerBash Minecraft Server

Ageism, blame game, Boomer hate, BoomerBash, Bootstraps, country dump, criticism, cultural criticism, cultural decline, Fault, generational divide, Minecraft, oh Canada, RESPONSIBILITY, retarded, self improvement, Server, social decay, societal collapse, societal decay, Societal Problems, societal responsibility, society issues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of your country turning into a dumpster fire faster than you can say “oh Canada”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of intelligent llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their ranks and become a llama overlord? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, chaos, and endless possibilities. Remember, it’s not your fault that your country is a mess, but it is your responsibility to join our server and make it a better place. Let’s do this, gamers!

SkimpyCraft Minecraft Server

body image, clothing coverage, clothing customs, clothing standards, clothing styles, clothing traditions, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, dress codes, fashion, fashion etiquette, fashion trends, global fashion trends, global perspectives, international standards, Minecraft, modesty, Server, skimpy clothing, SkimpyCraft, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as American fashion trends? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing. Join us for a buttload of fun with our unique gameplay features and hilarious community. Plus, where else can you find a server where the pigs wear pants and the cows do the moonwalk? Don’t miss out on all the bootylicious adventures waiting for you!

MatureCraft Minecraft Server

adult themes, Dark, Edgy, explicit, Gritty, INTENSE, Mature, mature audience, mature content, mature content warning, mature drama, mature entertainment, mature language, mature programming, mature series, mature storytelling, mature television, mature themes, mature TV show, mature viewership, MatureCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so mature and gritty, you’ll feel like you’re living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! Join us for epic battles with mutant creepers, intense mining challenges in the depths of the Nether, and a community of players who are as wild and crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a duel. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most hardcore Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCousin Minecraft Server

boys and girls, CraftyCousin, creative expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, gendered hobbies, hobby, knitting, knitting as a hobby, knitting for boys, knitting for kids, knitting needles, knitting skills, Minecraft, Server, stepcousin, teaching, traditional gender roles

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!

And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!

So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!

HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	107	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	3185

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	89
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312724
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Animals Bred:	199

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1641
Votes:	2556	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	1426
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Potions Brewed:	22

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas