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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension Hops:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2331	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FrenchRevolution Minecraft Server

anti-fascism, bootlicking, Cancer, cucks, democracies, Faggots, far right, fascists, France, freedom, FrenchRevolution, glowie, law, Minecraft, nationalism, people, political activism, prosperity, resistance, right wing, ruling class, Server, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5715

Are you tired of being oppressed by far-right bootlicking cucks and glowie faggots? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have taken back France and we’re not giving it back any time soon! Join us in the fight for freedom, prosperity, and democracy as we battle against the ruling class and their right-wing servants. And hey, if you’re a fascist, we hope you get cancer! So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… without the fascists!

LionLootersMC

Africa, African lions, big cats, conservation, ecosystem, Endangered species, Food, human-wildlife conflict, humans, Impact, kleptoparasitism, LionLootersMC, Lions, poaching, populations, predator-prey relationship, stealing, study, threat, wildlife, wildlife management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect lions from evil humans stealing their food!!! we gotta save the big cats in africa from going hungry cuz of these sneaky kleptoparasites. join us and be a hero for the lions, build epic shelters and hunt for food to keep those lions fed and happy. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with lions in minecraft?! roar with us and save the day on our server now! 🦁🍗🔥

Jirou’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anime character, anime mystery, BLOCK, bullying, character design, Character development, Curiosity, emotional depth, eye patch, eye reveal, hidden eye, Jirous, Minecraft, Mysterious, Party, personal choice, protective gear, psychological impact, public appearance, Sakuma Jirou, Server, speculation, Trauma, unique appearance, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our mysterious Minecraft server where the owner’s eye patch is the talk of the town! Rumor has it that his eye looks like a glowing diamond under there, but he’s too shy to show it off. Some say he got into a fight with a creeper and that’s why he wears the patch. Others believe he’s actually a secret superhero with x-ray vision and doesn’t want to reveal his true identity. Join our server to uncover the truth behind the eye patch and maybe even catch a glimpse of the legendary eye itself! Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

EndlessSMP: Back to School Edition – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alaska, almost over, back to school, Career Change, college, Cycle, Edition, EndlessSMP, Escape, fisherman, Military, Minecraft, new beginnings, outdoor living, repeat, run off, School, seasonal changes, Self Discovery, smp, Starting again, Summer, Wilderness, wish

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of the same old college routine? Do you dream of running off to the wilderness and starting a new life as a fisherman in Alaska? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey of epic proportions.

Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but your wits and a pickaxe. You must survive the harsh wilderness, fend off dangerous mobs, and build the ultimate base to call home. But watch out, because other players are lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your resources and sabotage your plans.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With a community of like-minded players by your side, you’ll never be alone in this crazy world. Form alliances, go on epic quests, and conquer the land together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power at your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Drop out of college, quit your job, and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and chaos of a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

FitCraft: Minecraft Server

FitCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been building blocks together for over a decade! Just like in real life, we believe in staying fit and healthy – except for our resident creeper, who refuses to exercise and blames it on her job in retail. But fear not, our server is the perfect place for her to find motivation and get those virtual steps in!

Join us on this server and witness the epic saga of the vegan warrior who gave up alcohol to honor his fallen comrade. And let’s not forget about his partner, the smoke-free champion who’s always there to support him, even if she thinks he’s a bit of a blockhead when it comes to exercise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and maybe even get a virtual workout in, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the pixelated version of your significant other all over again.

BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

Atrocity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Horror, Humanity, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, Monstrous, Sinister, Suffering, Twisted, violence, wickedness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

10. Soul-stirring experience, 11. Unfathomable emotions, 12. Overwhelming sensation, 13. Unforgettable moment, 14. Intense feelings, 15. Raw emotions, 16. Uncharted territory, 17. Beyond words, 18. Heartfelt experience, 19. Mind-blowing sensation, 2. Unique emotions, 20. Beyond description., 3. Unexplainable sensation, 4. Personal experience, 5. Emotional depth, 6. Profound feelings, 7. Inexpressible emotions, 8. Intangible sensations, 9. Deep connection, CraftyCrazeMC, Indescribable feeling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	4389
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Potions Brewed:	78

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1744
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Towns Built:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!