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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1590 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 280464 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.
So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!