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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6842 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2997 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
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