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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9685 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 93 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
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