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CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

10k, 30yo, boomer memes, CraftyNeet, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, generation gap, internet culture, Meme culture, meme generation, meme humor, millennial, Minecraft, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal finance, save up, savings, Server, unemployment, young adult, younger than 25

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension Hops:	1	Votes:	654

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

play.totemmc.com

Pixelmon Portugal

Adventure, battlepass, Discord, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, portugal, Quests

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Animals Bred:	87

Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

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Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Events, Exclusive content, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Laughter, Llama, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, nonsense, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym system, Progression, Races, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments, Unique formats, WEEKLY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Behavior, buds, Calls, child, child abuse, Chum, chumbuds, cux, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, online safety, pedo, please, Server, Sir, UNACCEPTABLE, Words

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

69903772, adult content, adult conversation, bar room breeding, Community, discussion, Edition, explicit content, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, group activity, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, online forum, schlickin, sexual activity, sharing, smp, Thread

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2465
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7818	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	103	Dragon Eggs Found:	1120
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7494
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).