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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

MineToday 1.9 – 1.18.2 | Survival and Mini-Games Minecraft server

Bed wars, build battle, Hunger Games, Maniac, Parkour, Sky Wars, Skyblock

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ores Mined:	4962	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	531
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

✅ IP: play.minetoday.org

MineToday.Org is a lamp server where everything is thought out to the smallest detail!

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬Server on version 1.9 – 1.18.2— Classic and Hardcore Survival, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative, MurderMystery, BuildBattle

Survival is worth highlighting separately. We have three of them:

— Normal survival is a mode without wipes, with clans, kitstarts, a PvP arena, teleports, a car mine, weddings, etc.

— Hardcore is a mode where donors have no advantages, and the economy is worked out to the smallest detail. There are no privates here, but there are teleports. A store was also created for purchasing some resources, as well as a convenient flea market for exchange between players. Try to get TOP 1 if you can! 🙂

— Survival Classic is almost vanilla survival without wipes, but with privates, shops and a well-thought-out economy. At the same time, there are no teleports or creatives! This mode is even more hardcore than hardcore! Grow together with your friends, create cities and create your own history!

Server Features:— Statistics of the best players in different modes— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach and much more— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there are also unique worlds – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

✅ IP: play.minetoday.org

MineToday – A cozy server with experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.We are already more than 8 years old. An excellent server for survival and PvP with good online.

Worlds without wipes and with beautiful buildings, where resources will never run out. A unique set of plugins will allow you to play with comfort.Here you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

A sea of activities, entertainment and modes, so you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

The administration of our server tries to help every player to the best of its ability.

We will listen to all your advice, complaints and wishes in our Discord, where no one will be left unanswered.

We are constantly working to improve the server: adding new features, mini-games, and fixing any problems that arise as quickly as possible.

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✅ IP: play.minetoday.org

Edenville

Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴇᴅᴇɴᴠɪʟʟᴇ! ————————————— ᛝ We are a Minecraft Java Edition (currently trying out Bedrock Compatibility) server that aims to produce an experience that is unmatched for our players.

ᛝ You can build and grow your own country, attack neighboring nations, gain allies, and do all sorts of stuff.

ᛝ No one is restricted by any forces or unrealistic claim plugins. Everything is free for all!

ᛝ We even have a god system, where you can choose and follow your god for a special twist!

135.148.64.156

Fusionmc

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Hi! We are a new Towny server with an economy, NPCs and much more! We offer a great community as well as an exciting in-game experience. We are also looking for staff in the areas of Builder, Helper and Support. We look forward to seeing you on the server! 🙂

play.fusionmc.co.uk

Dreamfinity Arcanefactory Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Draconic Evolution, HiTech, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	108
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Arcanefactory is a truly unique server for the Dreamfinity project.

It combines fashions of both magical and technological nature… But that’s not all.

Many changes have been made to this server, affecting the gameplay at almost all stages. Most key recipes have been modified and complicated, including unique crafting components that you won’t find anywhere else. Almost all the mods present in the assembly are interconnected in one way or another – without one you will not be able to advance in the other, and vice versa. But even this is not all…

So, what exactly awaits you? Well-known monsters, which previously posed almost no threat, have now acquired unprecedented strength – for many of them it is simply pointless to try to confront one on one, without truly powerful weapons and armor. The more dangerous the places you intend to explore, the more powerful the enemies await you there.

In return for the noticeably increased difficulty, killing them will reward you with much more experience, as well as, in some cases, unique items.

It’s worth mentioning the bosses separately – the health of most of them is in the thousands, or even tens of thousands, and they may need no more than a couple of attacks to destroy you. Their servants (if any) are also much stronger than normal monsters.

However, the reward is often worth the risk – for killing bosses you will receive not only a huge amount of experience and items/resources necessary for development, but also, in some cases, unique artifacts that have truly terrifying power.

In addition, due to the significantly increased difficulty of obtaining, many items were also endowed with additional, mostly useful properties (in particular, some sets of armor and baubles give a significant increase to the runic shield from the Thaumcraft mod, the mechanics of which were also changed to make it more current).

ModCraft Create – Above and Beyond

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	8351	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

ModCraft is a community-driven modded Minecraft server network dedicated to offering top-notch modded experiences. Our primary commitment? Performance and reliability. By running on dedicated hardware hosted in the UK, we ensure the uptime and reliability of our servers.

Why Choose ModCraft? – Inclusive and Welcoming: At the heart of ModCraft is our Discord community, a vibrant space characterized by its embrace of diversity and mutual respect, ensuring a welcoming environment for all. – Authentic Gameplay: We stick to default configurations for core features in each modpack, allowing players to experience the game as the mod creators intended. – Dedicated Hardware: We don’t compromise on infrastructure. Our top-tier dedicated servers ensure optimal connection and ping, especially for our EU-based players. – Customized Discord Bot: We’ve developed our very own Discord bot tailored to enhance the ModCraft community experience to quickly help and respond to users. – Innovations on the Horizon: Our dedication to the community doesn’t stop here. We’re in the process of writing a custom plugin to bridge the gap between all the servers.

Join Us on Discord: https://discord.modcraft.co.uk

create.modcraft.co.uk

ChosenMC

Earth

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to ChosenMC!

We at ChosenMC offer a user-tailored experience, free from the apathetic and artificial communities of larger servers. Here, we value the community above all else. You can do anything you want to do here. Want to make a town? You can do that. Want to make a nation? You can do that. Want to declare war on another nation? You can do that! Welcoming all types of players to our 1:500 Earth map Towny server.

Mc.ChosenMC.xyz

Monamc

Factions, Op factions, Op skyblock, Skyblock

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Server IP: play.monamc.com

play.monamc.com

RicuCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Tube Server 1.16.4

ru4.mineserv.su:25777

Arab SMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Aarb SMP

Survival Multiplayer Server Made By Arabic

Roleplay Survival SMP 24/7 Support And More Join Us

Join.ArabSMP.tk:29768

SkySim

Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7218	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

SkySim offers the best quality of a Hypixel SkyBlock Remake Sandbox! The server is currently in BETA stage, we have the following features: +) More than 140 working items (almost all armor and weapons, orbs from Hypixel Skyblock) +) 4 types of Slayers and all of them are fully functional (Zombie, Spider, Wolf, Enderman) +) Reforges, HPB and Enchant systems are fully operational +) Dragons Fight (Disabled due to lots of bugs) +) Skills + Stats System +) Sandbox (You can have any Enchantments, Items you want, with a specific limit for enchants)

UPCOMING FEATURES! Dungeon! (ALPHA By end of April) We’re working hard on Dungeons, dungeons will have randomly generated dungeon rooms, bosses and miniboss just like Hypixel does! Join our Discord to keep up with us! (https://discord.skysim.sbs)

mc.skysim.sbs