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Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

advice, Best Friend, BFFSecrets, Communication, confession, Connection, Deep Conversations, fear, friendship, hesitation, Hidden feelings, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, Openness, pent up emotions, Secrets, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, unspoken words, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

CraftyCreeper69

After sex, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreeper69, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, inappropriate, insensitive, Intimacy, man, offensive, post-coital, reddit, relationships, Respect, Women, worst thing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SunflowerGrieferz

Activists, art, art world, controversy, crime, criminal act, criminal damage, cultural heritage, Incident, Justice, Masterpiece, Museum, Paintings, punishment, restoration, sentenced, SunflowerGrieferz, Sunflowers, Vandalism, vandalized, Vincent Van Gogh

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	3010	Runes Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

Alien, aliens, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Communication, Contact, Cosmic, Curiosity, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, eye contact, galaxies, gazing, Hangout, intergalactic, outer space, Possibility, Space, speculation, star, Stars, Universe, unknown beings, Wonder

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

Adventure, Classes, Community, Crafting, Discord, dream, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Finally, herocraft, History, Ip:, Linktree, Live, Newcomer, Potato, Professions, RPG, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates, vibrant, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Votes:	5577
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Animation Studio, Anime, Characters, creative decisions, Demand, Entertainment, Fans, Future, genre, Industry, japanese animation, Minecraft, Plot, Popularity, production, Season, Server, Storyline, television, trap, trap anime, trends

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3378
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

CraftySavings, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, co-parenting struggles, complicated relationships, familial expectations, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family tensions, father daughter relationship, father figure, fatherly love, Minecraft, parent issues, parental favoritism, Server, step-parent conflicts, step-parent jealousy, traditional wedding roles, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding invitations, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

ToiletPaperTussleCraft

apartment, bathroom habits, Boundaries, college roommates, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural respect, foul odor, living together, maintenance, mexico, odor, roommate, septic systems, stench, toilet paper, ToiletPaperTussleCraft, trash can, Understanding, Usa

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

age, alive, amazement, CelebNotDeadYet, Celebrity, celebrity culture, disbelief, Enduring, Entertainment, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, legend, Longevity, Minecraft, not dead yet, pop culture, Shocking.., smp, still alive, surprised

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	101	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!