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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 878 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is constantly exploding with excitement! Literally, our spawn point blows up every hour on the hour just to keep things interesting. You never know what you’ll find when you respawn!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players ride pigs as their primary mode of transportation. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then join us today! Just be sure to pack some TNT and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.
