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Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1986	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4903	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7465	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	556	Crops Grown:	4498
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!