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AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!

GhanaGrief in Grevesmühlen

8-year-old, discrimination, Father, germany, GhanaGrief, Ghanaian girl, Grevesmühlen, hate crime, injured, Justice, Officials, Police, racism, racist attack, solidarity, state of Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, teenagers, town of Grevesmühlen, violence, Xenophobia, Young girls, youths

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	410	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4856	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2488	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more action than a group of youths and teenagers attacking an 8-year-old Ghanaian girl and her father in Germany. our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real world problems. come build, survive, and thrive with us as we create a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the fun begin!

MindlessMouthCraft

anger, anger management, cognitive function, Communication, control, emotional intelligence, emotional response, emotions, feeling, Frustration, IMPULSIVE, mental processing, Mind, MindlessMouthCraft, Mouth, reaction, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-regulation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds grow on trees, and where creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a normal day on our server.

join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. we have a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the best dancers, a skyblock island made entirely of cake, and a nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind, but on our server, it’s all about having fun and letting loose. see u there, crazy crafters!

GravWaveCraft: Euro Edition

Advanced, Belgium, Black Holes, collide, early universe, Edition, EURO, Europe, germany, gravitational waves, GravWaveCraft, Hear, host, joint, learn, Netherlands, observatory, researchers, study, underground Einstein Telescope, Universe, world class

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have an underground einstein telescope that lets you hear black holes collide and learn about the early universe!!! like, how cool is that??? we’re like, the only server in the world with this epic feature, so you gotta join now before all the spaces fill up!!! plus, we’re like, studying whether to host this observatory in europe, so you’ll be part of something HUGE!!! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of history, join our server now and let’s explore the universe together!!! 🌌🚀 #blackholeparty #minecraftmadness

YourVillage: Where Villagers Rule and Pigmen Drool! SMP Towny with a twist! 🐷👑

Community, Discord, dreams, Drool, Friendly, Friends, Game, home, Join, Map, Minecraft, new, Pigmen, Place, player, rule, Seasoned, Server, smp, town system, Towny, Twist, villagers, Warm, welcome, world generation, YourVillage

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Server Information

IP	PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET
Discord	discord.urvillage.net
Web Map	map.urvillage.net

Overview

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the IP address PLAY.URVILLAGE.NET in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Can I join the Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server by visiting discord.urvillage.net.

Q: Is there a map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the web map of the server by visiting map.urvillage.net.

ConspiracyCraft Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, ConspiracyCraft, Corruption, cover up, Evidence, have, hidden agenda., HIM.., illegal activities, incriminating information, investigation, Minecraft, on, proof, questionable motives, scandal, Secrets, Server, suspicious behavior, they, What

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of what (((they))) have on Steve. Rumor has it that he’s been hoarding diamonds like a dragon and the villagers are starting to get suspicious. Will you be the one to crack the case and find out the truth?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Think you can keep up with their dance moves and potion chugging contests? Prove your worth and earn a VIP pass to the hottest club in Minecraft!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang. Join them on their quest to find the legendary golden saddle and become the coolest rider in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you next…

Caveman’s Jerk Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, aggressive tendencies, ancient history, anthropology, Asshole, behavioral traits, caveman, caveman aggression, caveman behavior, caveman culture, caveman psychology, caveman violence, Cavemans, early humans, evolutionary psychology, human evolution, Human nature, Jerk, Minecraft, Neanderthals, paleolithic era, prehistoric behavior, primitive society, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	4570
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and you’ll be transported back to the time of cavemen, where you can build your own prehistoric village complete with stone tools and woolly mammoths. But watch out for that one caveman who’s always causing trouble – rumor has it he’s the reason dinosaurs went extinct!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, then this server is the place for you. So come on over and see why caveman was such an asshole – it’s a mystery that can only be solved by joining our server!

WeddingGiftless Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, bridal party, Bridesmaid, Communication, Expenses, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift giving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding gift, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingGiftless

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank like being a bridesmaid at a destination wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and love for blocky adventures.

Forget about expensive group gifts and bridal showers, on our server, the only gift you need to bring is your epic building skills. And if you forget to bring a gift, no worries! We won’t ghost you like a bride after her honeymoon.

Join now and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Plus, our bachelorette parties are legendary – no guilt trips, just fun times with your fellow gamers.

So come on over and leave the wedding drama behind. We promise you won’t have to spend $5,500 just to have a good time. Let’s build some memories together!

StepsonHospitalVisits

Banking, collateral damage, Deadlines, email communication, family history, Gratitude, hospital visit, medical condition, medication, misunderstandings, primary custody, school ending, Seizure, specialists, sports clearance, stepson, StepsonHospitalVisits, teacher visit, teachers, Visitors, work from home

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about seizures and sponge baths! Our server is so lit, even Mrs. P and Mike would put their differences aside to play together (maybe).

We have epic adventures waiting for you, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From misunderstandings to email drama, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we promise not to make you ask permission before you can join in on the fun.

Plus, with our doctors’ approval, you can play all day without any worries about seizures. So come on over and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are just as unforgettable as this hospital stay!