Booknook Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

action, Anime, bald, BLOCK, comedy, fuck, Genos, hero association, Jesus, Manga, Mania, Monsters, One Punch Man, Parody, Powerful, Punch, retarded Jews, Rewrite, saitama, satire, script, SuperHero, unfunny hacks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

amazonian, American soldier, American women, Crafting, DATING, experiences, fat, fit, gf, International, international dating, international women., love, Military, military service, Minecraft, relationships, Server, soldiers, SWEET, Thread, Ultimate, Unconventional, unconventional relationships, unfuckable, waifus

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3067
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2968
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Emeralds Found:	5052
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1405	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	5175
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”