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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4637 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the mobs are in on the fun. We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons playing air guitar. It’s a party 24/7 on our server.
And if you’re worried about griefers ruining your fun, don’t fret. Our moderators are like ninja assassins, ready to ban anyone who tries to mess with your build. They once took down an entire army of griefers using nothing but their wits and a stack of enchanted diamond swords.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Cchad yourself.