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DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	6358
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4602	Farms Harvested:	377

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9628	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!

CraftyConfessions

#classified information, buried truth, concealed fact, confession, confidential admission, confidential disclosure, covert knowledge, CraftyConfessions, hidden emotion, Hidden Truth, innermost secret, intimate revelation, long-held secret, personal revelation, private information, secret, sensitive revelation, suppressed memory, undisclosed confession, undisclosed information., untold story

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Mines Excavated:	4017	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	278	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner architect as you construct majestic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigs who love to photobomb your screenshots and steal your virtual snacks. Don’t worry though, they’re harmless – just annoyingly adorable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (just watch out for exploding dance floors).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.