New Minecraft Servers 2025

boob flattening Minecraft Servers

boob flattening Minecraft Servers

  • TomboyTreasurers Minecraft Server – Where even tomboys can get paid in diamonds! LOL

    TomboyTreasurers Minecraft Server – Where even tomboys can get paid in diamonds! LOL
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3462
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Towns Built: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of tomboys who are rebelling against the LGBT faggot club by testing out binders in exchange for diamonds. Join us for the wildest adventures and craziest quests you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knew flattening boobs could be so lucrative? Join now and be a part of the tomboy revolution!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlockBuster

    BabyBlockBuster
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5051
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your family stealing your future baby names? Join our Minecraft server where you can claim any name you want without fear of it being taken by a sneaky sibling or cousin! Build your virtual world and name everything from your pets to your buildings with no interference from pesky relatives.

    Imagine a world where you can finally have your dream daughter named Scarlett without anyone stealing it from you. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny and no one can tell you what to do. So come join us and create the ultimate virtual reality where your wildest dreams can come true, baby names included!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HighSchoolPeak Minecraft Server

    HighSchoolPeak Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 144
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Star Shards Collected: 188
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 9604
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for peaking in high school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive your glory days by building the most epic high school ever in Minecraft. Show off your school spirit by creating a football field bigger than Texas and hosting prom in a virtual castle. Who needs real life when you can rule the school in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that you’re still the coolest kid from high school, even if it’s just in a blocky world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MythBustedCraft

    MythBustedCraft
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 980
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Villages Defended: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server that was rumored to be home to a secret society of diamond-loving llamas. Yes, you heard that right – llamas who were obsessed with shiny, sparkly diamonds! Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the ability to communicate with these blinged-out llamas and trade with them for rare treasures. But beware, they have a strict dress code of only wearing diamond armor and will judge you harshly if you show up in anything less flashy.

    But that’s not all! This server is also said to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He will follow you around, trying to give you hugs (explosive ones, of course) and whispering sweet nothings in your ear like “sssssssssssssssssssssss.” It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that is as bizarre and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us and see if you can survive the diamond llama society and make friends with a friendly creeper ghost. It’s an adventure like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DniproCraft Minecraft Server

    DniproCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 2931
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Votes: 5439 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Villages Defended: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can build epic castles and battle creepers, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got crazier adventures than a Russian attack on Dnipro Oblast city, I’m tellin’ ya!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you, spitting like crazy. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players rode into battle on flying pigs, armed with nothing but carrots.

    Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that 3-year-old girl who got injured in the Russian attack. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPesoPurge

    CraftyPesoPurge
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9732
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the inflation in Argentina slowed down just to check it out? yea, that’s right, our server is so poppin’ that even the economy is like “woah, gotta take a break and play some minecraft.”

    imagine mining diamonds and suddenly the inflation rate drops, that’s the power of our server. we got creepers dancing to reggaeton, villagers trading emeralds for Gucci armor, and the Ender Dragon doing backflips for diamonds.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? come on, what are you waiting for? the economy in Argentina is counting on you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MicroCraftUniverse

    MicroCraftUniverse
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4660
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, this server is like, totally outta this world, man. we’ve got like, mad scientists up in here who figured out how to mess with the tiny stuff in the universe. like, we got microscopic cows that you can ride on and tiny creepers that explode in a puff of glitter.

    plus, we’ve got this secret underground lab where you can make potions that turn you into a giant or give you super speed. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that poop diamonds.

    if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole nother level of crazy, then come on over. but be warned, once you start playing here, you may never wanna leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and insanity, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilkCraft: Plant Power!

    MilkCraft: Plant Power!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 609
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the plants are, like, super smart and can, like, make baby formula out of thin air. it’s, like, magic, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna see plants doing things plants shouldn’t be doing. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft craziness. plus, the plants are, like, super friendly and will give you all the nutrition you need. who needs breast milk or baby formula when you have plant magic, amirite? join now and witness the wonders of engineered plants in minecraft. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LAB SMP: Where only adult dedicated players with no seasoning are allowed in the kitchen!

    LAB SMP: Where only adult dedicated players with no seasoning are allowed in the kitchen!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4485
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Ores Mined: 3423
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Labcraft!
    We are a US based server offering a tight knit community driven survival experience complete with mods and datapacks to make your stay more enjoyable! But don’t worry about the mods, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.
    Currently planned to continue our, still young, season 3 of Labcraft for the foreseeable future, you’ll be sure to have time to get caught up and have tons of fun!
    Find a few of our favorite pictures from our previous server here – https://imgur.com/a/bRkWsa7
    The Labcraft server features:
    * Great community with top-notch builders
    * Player driven shopping district
    * Movable Tile Entities
    * Cosmetic mods (Armor Stand Editor, Colored text, etc.)
    * Player Heads
    * Bluemap (3D map you can view on the web!)
    * Discord / Minecraft chat bridge
    * Creative Server with world edit
    Quality Ensured
    * 20 TPS average
    * Active Development
    * Helpful staff always working to improve the server
    * Accepting to all types of players
    * No redstone restrictions
    Laid-back rules- just be mature and use common sense.

    If you’re looking to be part of something like this, please consider applying on our Discord! https://discord.gg/yAS6UeJwTP

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Can I join the server with a vanilla client?

    Yes, you can always join the server with a vanilla client, even though we offer mods and datapacks to enhance your experience.

    Are there any redstone restrictions on the server?

    No, there are no redstone restrictions on the server. Feel free to unleash your creativity with redstone contraptions.

    Is there a creative server with world edit available?

    Yes, we have a creative server with world edit functionality for players to showcase their building skills and creativity.

    What is the server’s TPS average?

    The server maintains an average of 20 TPS (Ticks Per Second) to ensure smooth gameplay and stability.

    How can I get involved in the community as a new player?

    You can start by joining our Discord server and introducing yourself to the community. Participating in activities and events will help you integrate into the community.

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  • ChadMax Minecraft Server

    ChadMax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4653
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Villages Defended: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where all the women are chad maxxing and chad sexuals! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the ladies are ruling the roost with their chad-like powers.

    But beware, if you can’t keep up with their chad energy, you might just get left in the dust! From building epic structures to battling it out in intense PvP matches, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the women are the true chads!

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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2879
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Animals Bred: 33 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Enchantments Applied: 286
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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