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SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP

Blood, Creature, creepy, dark fantasy, desire, eerie, face, fantasy creature, Forbidden, Gothic, Horror, immortal, Lust, Macabre, Minecraft, Monster, seduction, semen vampire, SemenVampireGamer, smp, Supernatural, temptation, Vampire

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!

NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL

24 hour care, aita, care, crisis list, Decline, dementia, ENTITLEMENT, family home, financial care, heartbroken, household expenses, Inheritance, mom, move back in, NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL, nursing home, Poa, Siblings, sister, strained relationship, supervise visits, toxic household

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	3163	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!

Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?

But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?

Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

UntrustworthySteve

can’t trust, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceptive, dishonest, disloyal, double-crossing, duplicitous, fraudulent, Shady, shady behavior, Sketchy, suspicious, Treacherous, two-faced, unfaithful, unreliable, unscrupulous, untrustworthy, UntrustworthySteve, untruthful

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, cyber espionage, diplomatic relations, Edition, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, foreign spies, Gardaí, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence services, international relations, ireland, national security, political tensions, russia, security threats, SpyCraftRus, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	8591
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

alive, Brilliance, died, forgotten genius, Hidden Gem, History, intellectual, intelligence, Legacy, ObscureCraft, obscurity, Overlooked, profound thinker, Smartest, smartest person, unappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered talent, unknown, UNNOTICED, Unrecognized, unsung genius, unsung hero

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2383	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

achievement, Active players, bedrock, Boredom, Competitions, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Economy, Escape, Events, HACKING, Join, Network, nitrogen, Ranking, Rewards, rule, Server, Shops, smp, Updates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	3073
Divine Spears Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating criteria, dating preferences, dating standards, dating struggles, finding love, long term relationship, Minecraft, partner search, relationship goals, relationships, Server, traditional values, virgin girl, VirginGirlFinder, VIRGINITY, virginity status

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2796	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

ai, Artificial Intelligence, AUTHORITY, Autonomy, Boss, cameras, control, data collection, Ethics, Humanity, Minecraft, Monitoring, Observation, power, privacy, smp, society, speculation, Surveillance, Technology, Whos, wondering

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	9581

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

assets, Communication, company shares, dad, Dads, DEBT, elective share, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Inheritance, investment portfolio, joint checking account, legal entitlement, Loot, Minecraft, Probate, relationship, Remarried, Server, shares, stepmom, vacation, Will

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyParkingZone

ac, Argument, Blaming, Complaints, CraftyParkingZone, creepy, energy bill, exploit, Fan, financial exploitation, Frustration, guest parking, guests, Lease, leasing agent, nosy, parking space, refusal, rental, roommate, WIBTA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?