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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 8007 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!