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OpinionCraft: “How do I stop caring about other blocks’ opinions? I just…”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	54

Are you tired of worrying about what other players think of your pixelated creations on Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will make you completely immune to caring about anyone else’s opinions! Just one sip and you’ll be building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats without a care in the world.

Join our server and become the master of your own Minecraft destiny. No longer will you be shackled by the opinions of others, for you will be free to build, create, and explore to your heart’s content. So come on over and join us on this wild ride of self-discovery and pixelated shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or care what anyone else thinks)!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	6230	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further because our server is the Jade of Quantum Erudition! Join us for a wild ride where you can Sway to My Beat like Robin or If We Had Wings like Myriad Celestia. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you Wake to Weep tears of joy! Plus, we have more redeemable codes than you can shake a stick at – seriously, we’ve got codes coming out of our ears! So come on down and join the fun before the next song begins, because this server is the Harmony to your Flowing Nightglow!

Crafty Nazis: ‘why did they start ww2?’

aggression, alliances, appeasement, Conflict, Crafty, dictatorships, economic crisis, History, imperialism, Invasion, Militarism, nationalism, Nazis, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, Revenge, Start, treaty violations, War, why did they start ww2, World War 2, ww2

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to the age-old question: why did they start WW2? Maybe it was because someone stole all the diamonds in the land and sparked an epic battle for resources. Or perhaps it was because a group of creepers decided to form an alliance and take over the world. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the mysteries of history – all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. So come on, join us and let’s solve the ultimate Minecraft mystery together!

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	497	Mines Excavated:	2831
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Active, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Community, Discord, Experience, Fun, Griefing, grow, improved, Map, multiplayer, Official, Old, Player Base, Resets, Server, smp, Straight.., straightup.minecraft.best, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	89

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 5 years.

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

No, there are no map resets on this server.

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

AS SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, Fun, hackers, home, Join, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist application

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8605
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

**3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

**4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

**5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Emeralds Found:	1585	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

amor, amor propio, ay ay ay, ay mi corazon, blocky, corazón roto, Croazon, desamor, Dolor, Heartbreakers, Minecraft, musica latina, musica urbana, nena, pedacito, problema, regalar, reggaeton, RudeBoyz, Server, soloun, superación, traición, Tu me partiste el corazon

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Magic Items Found:	2023
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

FREEDON HERE, GET A FREE, Hack, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4727	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m19.tmine.su

Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

ADD, AGES, Builds, Character Options, Client, Discord integration, EXTRA, flavor, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Hint, imagination, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, Minecraft, Mods, Mold, No Shield Delay, safe space, Server, serving, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, Staff, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	7271	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j