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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5122 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 807911 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 871 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.