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””How is this guy so stupid?” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	1335	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most hilarious and ridiculous moments in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so wild that even Trump himself made a mistake and appointed a player as the Vice President. Yes, you read that right. Imagine the chaos that ensues when a clueless player is given such a prestigious role!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever see. From building giant chicken statues to creating secret trapdoors everywhere, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a good laugh and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for LaurenZside Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Potions Brewed:	66

LaurenZside is a popular YouTuber known for her diverse content including gaming, reaction videos, vlogs, and animations. With a bubbly personality and quirky sense of humor, she has amassed a large following of over 2.5 million subscribers on her channel. LaurenZside is also active on social media platforms such as Twitch and Instagram, where she continues to engage and entertain her fans.

LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
New Chunks Explored:	262987	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	831432
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!