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PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2930	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Texts4Days Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Texts4Days

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

WeddingSnubNoBabysit

babysit, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, family, forgiveness, hurt, Invitation, Kids, parents, Petty, relationship, Resentment, Siblings, sister, Support, Understanding, Upset, Wedding, WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

cool job, CoolJobSucksCraft, harsh reality All show, sucky reality Misleading job glamour Deceptive job appeal Glamorized job struggles Disappointing dream job Illusion of cool jobs Overrated career choices Unpleasant job expectations Glamorous facade

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	74
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	99
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Villages Defended:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3249
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	126
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Items Found:	7542	Runes Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung Gridania Amphitheatre, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Femezen, Femezen Supremacy, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, presidential debate, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, Supremacy, The Rising, XIV

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, command, Conquer, control, dictator, emperor, Global influence, govern, King, leadership, Master, Minecraft, power, Reign, rise to power, rule, rule of the world, Ruler, smp, Sovereign, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy, world, world domination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	New Chunks Explored:	263807
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and give out enchanted gear like it’s candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to dance the Macarena and will only explode if you don’t join in. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Minecraft champion.

So if you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Fiancé Fiasco Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional well being, Fiance, Fiasco, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, listening ear, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and questionable life advice!

Just like this 25F who is questioning her friendship with a toxic 27F, you’ll never know who to trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a richer man? Will your hairstylist spill the tea on your new look to your frenemy? The drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive comments about your dance skills, shady group chat messages about your job, and unsolicited advice on how to snag a man. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, drama llamas welcome only.

ParentalPropertyPurge

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, codependency, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, financial decisions, financial struggles, financial support, Inheritance, intergenerational conflict, overseas property, parental favoritism, parental support, ParentalPropertyPurge, property ownership, quality of life, sibling rivalry, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1094	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous plots.

Imagine a world where your virtual parents live rent-free on your virtual acreage, using your virtual utilities without a care in the world. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience all the chaos without the real-life consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the virtual sibling rivalry that puts your own family drama to shame. Watch as your virtual sister schemes her way to the top, leaving you in the dust. Will you stand up to her and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let her walk all over you like your real-life sister?

And don’t forget about your virtual niece, the golden child who gets everything handed to her on a silver platter. Will you fight for your share of the virtual inheritance, or will you let her take it all without a fight?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate family feud like never before. Who needs therapy when you can escape to a virtual world filled with even more dysfunction? Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!