🔥bond with other anons Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

Pirate SMP

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Welcome to PirateSMP! We are a small fun community built around building towns, exploring the world, building new friendships and meeting new people! We hope you enjoy it! We use a couple plugins ranging from Shops/Economy to /home and TPA as well as leaderboards and NPCs! Come on out and give us a try! We reset the world every 4 months!

play.piratesmp.com

TwinScythe: Where tornadoes and voice chat collide in a modded mess!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe TFC
Mod	TerraFirmaCraft
Mods in Pack	Furniture, Horse Carts, Ships, Weather
PvP	Enabled everywhere except on claims
Admin Shop	Sells ores, buys charcoal, earn money by killing undead mobs
Role Play	Encouraged but not required

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ for instructions on getting the mod pack and joining the server.

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Role play is highly encouraged but not required. Feel free to role play as much or as little as you like.

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

The admin shop sells ores and buys charcoal, but you can also earn money by killing undead mobs in-game.

Are there any specific rules for PvP?

PvP is enabled everywhere except on claims. Be mindful of other players and their territories.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

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Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

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Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Farms Harvested:	285	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Expert bond with other anons Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Is role play mandatory on the server?

Can I sell items at the admin shop?

Are there any specific rules for PvP?