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Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	847
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	9747
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7031	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Potions Brewed:	163	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!