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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3115 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 787858 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!