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Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Items Found:	1799
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Crafting Misfortune

adverb, bad, Blessing, bright side, Crafting, Fortuitous, Fortunate, Fortunately, Good, Grateful, Happy Ending, LUCK, misfortune, Optimistic, Positive, providential, Relief, serendipity, silver lining, Situation, stroke of luck, thankful

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164514	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Live, Minecraft, rdc, rdc funny, rdc live, rdc livestream, rdc stream, rdcgaming, rdcworld, rdcworld1, Server, Streamer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

games, games peaked, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, peaked here, peaked.., pokemon, pokemon games, pokemon games peaked, smp, tags

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1103

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8395
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Votes:	3392
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!