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PixelPanicCraft

apps, Childhood, Customization, design, Digital, digital age, home screen, Kid, LAYOUT, Memories, mobile, modern day, Nostalgia, organization, Personalization, phone screen, PixelPanicCraft, Rearranging, room, Technology, user interface

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	New Chunks Explored:	189273
Enchantments Applied:	194	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

98% accuracy, AI algorithm, anaemia, analysing tongue colour, asthma, Covid-19, diabetes, diagnose, Fun, gallbladder conditions, gastrointestinal issues, liver conditions, predicting diseases, Stroke, TongueTechMed, traditional chinese medicine, vascular issues

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	127	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3868

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

MemeGaming

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4486
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	5727

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!