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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5814	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	4644
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4601	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1717	Farms Harvested:	632

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!