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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4385	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magic Items Found:	6361	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	3433
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1602	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4437
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Animals Bred:	61

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!

UkraineWithdrawalCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, poll, public opinion, russia, sanctions, Support, survey, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWithdrawalCraft, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

BasicVanilla

Anarchy, BasicVanilla, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9986	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

It’s Basically Vanilla. Join Minecraft’s most vanilla and most anarchy server today. Join BasicVanilla

basic-vanilla.xyz

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

mine.zrich.ru

MinedHype: A Server So Good, Even Your Dog Will Want to Play. Join us for a Mined-blowing Time!

Build Gallery., Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, dog, Economy, Good, Grief, Join, Map, Minedblowing, MinedHype, Nether, non-p2w, Overworld, Play, Protection, Public, Reset, Server, Shop, smp, statistics, Survival, Teleportation, Time, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30
Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Map: https://map.minedhype.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

Crafty VShojo+ Server

ari, Crafty, Froggy, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Server, vshojo, VShojo members, vtuber community, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	93756	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	7040
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the chat! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. Mouse might be AFK, but don’t worry, Ari, Froggy, and Zen are here to keep you entertained with their virtual antics.

But wait, there’s more! Michi is about to drop a new lore video and debut a new outfit that will blow your mind. And who knows what other surprises are in store for you on this server. Just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and reporting any trolls. And above all, be excellent to each other, because we’re all here to have a good time.

Join us on this server where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen are waiting to play with you. From crazy adventures to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Who needs diamonds when you have VShojo and vtubers to keep you entertained?