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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3661 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
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