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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2608 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.
And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!
