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ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	1
Votes:	479	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9662	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Farms Harvested:	841	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3202	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Star Shards Collected:	88	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5871
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gods Slained:	1

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!