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Luigi’s Armed Security Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5872
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, we have a player who is so famous that he has millions of fangirls ready to swarm and free him from his virtual prison. Will you be able to survive the madness and maybe even become a part of his entourage? Join now for a chance to be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

GTNH 2025

backups, dedicated server, Discord, FTB, gregtech new horizons, gtnh, gtnh-2025, minecraft server, Mod Pack, power backup, PvE, RAM, SSD, Tekkit, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	6487
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

– https://discord.com/invite/kBTabCX – Join the #gtnh-2025 Channel and check the Pinned message on how to request access. – Our Server is a Dedicated 13,900K with 128 Gigs of ram and 8TGB of NVME Gen 4 SSD with Backups and Power Backup

GregTech New Horizons Mod Pack

mc.stonelegion.com

Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Farms Harvested:	592	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 4 Preseason #50

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground treasure vault filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the vault was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using nothing but their wits and their trusty pickaxes. In the end, they emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, who rules over a kingdom of llamas with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Llama King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. So grab your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous pigs – they’re always up to no good.

Jaffapalooza

alliances, Anarchy, Community, cooperate, Deceive, Decision making, Discord, Economy, export, FACTORY, Franchise, gameplay, Modpack, produce, Roleplay, storytelling, subvert, Survival, Thrive, Trust, War, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Items Found:	3051	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Be sure to join the discord to get whitelisted!

We’re playing through the Jaffa Factory 2 modpack, and adding some storytelling to it.

You’ve be hired by Jaffapalooza to build your own factory and export your produce. You can ally with or declare war against your sister franchises. Trust, deceive, cooperate, subvert, thrive. You can do it all, but beware the watchful eye of Jaffapalooza.

Who knows what might happen, it’s for all of us to decide!

We can’t wait to see you!

jaffapalooza.dedimc.io

Anime Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8809	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like the longest-running anime battle still continuing to this day! Join us and witness epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Praise the Minecraft SMP Lord

Doofus, feeling great, feeling silly, lady, life of the party, Lord, Minecraft, Miracle, modern miracle, modern world, party life, praise, primp, proper, proper lady, silly, silly lady, smp, Versatile, versatile Yamada, Yamada, Yamada praise

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiness of Yamada in all her glory! She’s not just a primp and proper lady, she’s also a silly little doofus who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Rumor has it that she once built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano just for laughs. And let’s not forget the time she turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns just because she felt like it. You never know what crazy antics she’ll get up to next, so join now for a wild ride of fun and laughter!

OnyxSMP.eu

alliances, Anarchy, BUILD, collaboration, Community, community-driven, Economy, Exclusive Rewards, Explore, Friends, Immersive, Journey, Legacy, Minecraft, Minecraft enthusiasts, Onyx Network, Onyx SMP, PvE, PvP, Seasonal Events, Support, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Thrive, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	722097
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to Onyx SMP!

Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.

Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.

Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.

Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!

OnyxSMP.eu:8090

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRK1.SKYBARS.ME

Minecraft Server: Motha F*cka

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8081
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you, motha fucka! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!

Charge The Men Minecraft SMP

alleged attackers, CHARGE, charges, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, extradition agreements, extradition challenges, extradition laws, extradition limitations, extradition policies, extradition process, extradition treaty, Gorilla Warfare, international law, international relations, legal barriers, Legal System, Men, Minecraft, new zealand, smp, Vietnam, vietnam war

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4587	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the gorillas are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to team up with some of the most elusive and mischievous players in the game.

Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!