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HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

age gap, bodycount, Communication, DATING, dating preferences, double standards, emotional baggage, experiences, high bodycount, HighBodycountHottie, judgment, Maturity, Minecraft, partner selection, past relationships, personal values, relationships, self worth, sexual history, smp, social stigma, societal norms, trust issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Star Shards Collected:	57
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3144	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4092

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Emeralds Found:	2509
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	9313	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!