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Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Votes:	6883	New Chunks Explored:	262677
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	322	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	445
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	9219
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2390	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	136

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!