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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

SkillSwapCraft

Fast skill acquisition, Instant skill learning, Overnight learning, quick learning, rapid skill learning, skill acquisition., skill advancement, skill development, skill enhancement, Skill expertise, Skill growth, Skill honing, skill improvement, skill learning, skill mastery, skill perfection, skill proficiency, Skill refinement, Skill upgrading, SkillSwapCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder overnight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and watch as your building skills skyrocket to epic proportions in just one night. We’ve had players go from building dirt huts to towering castles in a matter of hours – it’s like magic, but with blocks!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn how to tame wild wolves with just a wink and a smile, or ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombies. We’ve even had players discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds just by doing the chicken dance in front of a mysterious temple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a master builder, animal whisperer, and treasure hunter all in one night, then look no further! Join us and let the craziness begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	9

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	137102
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	473	New Chunks Explored:	824702

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!