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CraftyLinuxMC Server

@lutris, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinuxMC, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, proton, rare, Roberta, Server, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, wine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1299	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure, but beware of the llama guards who will spit on anyone who tries to steal it.

Looking for a challenge? Try our parkour course where the floor is made of slippery ice and the only way to win is by doing the floss dance at the finish line.

And don’t forget about our annual sheep shearing competition, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of wool.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama spit).

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

aggressors, Architecture, Beautiful, beautiful country, bold, Countries, culture, Edition, elegance, Great President, Korea, north, North Korea, North Korea beautiful architecture, planet, PutinCraft, Republic, Righteous, russia, SAVIOR, Server, VALUES, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin arrived, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!

NBArejectsMC

Basketball, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dreams, family dynamics, guidance, high school, Honesty, immaturity, influence, Mentorship, NBA, NBArejectsMC, nephew, parenting, reality check, Skills, Sportsmanship, talent

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	346303
Votes:	2443	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your skills and rise to the top? Look no further than our server, where even a 5th grader with one shoe can almost beat a high school freshman at b-ball! Join us for some epic gameplay and crazy competitions that will have you feeling like a pro in no time.

Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?

VillainLogicMC

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, character analysis, complex character, conflicted villain, Empathy, ethical dilemma, gray area, misunderstood villain, moral ambiguity, nuanced portrayal, perspective, redemption arc, relatable villain, shades of gray, storytelling, sympathetic villain, Thought-provoking, Villain, VillainLogicMC, villainous motives

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Do you crave chaos and mischief in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and align yourself with the most misunderstood villains in Minecraft history. From the misunderstood Creeper who just wants a hug to the Ender Dragon who is tired of being the bad guy, you’ll find yourself sympathizing with these baddies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood ghost looking for friends to haunt. Join us and help him find his place in the world (or at least in the Nether).

So come on down to our server and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knew villains could be so relatable?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, celebration, Community, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, equality, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Invasion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pride Event, PrideCraft, progress, protest, resistance, russia, Server, solidarity, tolerance, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate ukraine pride by building rainbow castles and dancing with llamas in tutus! we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from invading russian creepers! join us for the craziest pride party in the blocky world and show off your building skills while fighting off evil invaders! come on, you know you want to be a part of this wild adventure!

MineRichFamTrial

Abuse, ACCUSED, court case, crime, criminal charges, defendants, Exploitation, forced labor, human trafficking, investigation, Justice, Legal, MineRichFamTrial, modern slavery, prosecution, richest family, scandal, suspects, trial, uk, Wealthy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can play wif da UK’s richest family? dey be on trial for human trafficking but don’t worry, dey still got time to play minecraft wif u! imagine mining diamonds wif a real life billionaire while dey dodge da cops! join now for da craziest minecraft experience of ur life! #richkidsofminecraft

MindCraftedBrains

cognitive dissonance, forgotten actions, forgotten words, headspace, memory lapse, Memory Loss, mental occupancy, mental real estate, mind rental, MindCraftedBrains, mysterious influence, occupying thoughts, perplexing experience, perplexing situation, psychological impact, puzzling memory, renting space, subconscious influence, unclear recollection, unexplained presence, unknown influence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	92	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You are like, in someone’s head, but you don’t even remember why. Maybe you said something super funny, or maybe you did a crazy dance, who knows! But now you gotta rent space in their head on this server, just to figure out what the heck you did. Maybe you’ll find out you’re actually a secret spy or a ninja in disguise. Who knows, man, who knows. Join the server and unravel the mystery of why you’re living rent-free in someone’s head!

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Skyfall SMP: Where Newbies & Oldies Coexist! The Latest Update

amp, best, Chill, Code, Coexist, Contact, Discord, Enjoy, Friends, Fun, Groups, Hosting, java, Join, LATEST, new, Newbies, Oldies, Personal, Players, Problem, Server, Skyfall, smp, update, Version, Veteran, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	957679	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Version	1.21 (latest version)
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to anyone?	No, the server is whitelist only. Please contact “japiedepapie,” “iplayzs,” or “speedyskylar” for access.
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	The server uses the newest version, 1.21.
Can I create my own group on the server?	Yes, you can create your own personal group or join existing groups.
How can I join the server’s Discord channel?	You can join the Discord channel by using this invite link: https://discord.gg/VENvD4cTzD

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

CraftyChicks, disrespectful behavior., feminism, gender equality, gender stereotypes, insults, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in dating, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in society, rejection, Server, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8811	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	786
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of being called a misogynist just because you can’t get a date in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, women will be lining up to date you! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with strong, independent women who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and show the world that you’re not a misogynist, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for love!