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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 82 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!
