Bodily Fluid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

Ways, Body, russians, communion, religious beliefs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

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PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

russians, drink, Fun, religious beliefs, bodily fluid

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

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Crafting Moscow Madness

communion, Orthodox christian, Moscow, Eucharist, social hierarchy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

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Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

resilience, uprising, determination, battalions, Unity

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.

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KairosSMP – Lifesteal

Magic, Towny, Pixelmon, Prison, Farming

A Lifesteal SMP for players new and OG! Featuring a fun community and monthly events! We are currently offering 5 hearts to the first player to reach full netherite!

play.kaiross.info:25561

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NisaSMP

Community, Ranks, Server, Minecraft, PvP

A brand new Survival Minecraft Server! Custom builds, plugins, frequent events, free ranks and keys and so much more, join our community today!

smp.nisayera.com:25599

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Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

Community, Land, pasta, Survival, Cheese

JAVA IP 37.10.122.12:25984

BEDROCK IP 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview:

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school SMP vibe. It features PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a small yet lively community. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

The spawn shop mostly sells trinkets like custom music disk midis, starter kits, and player-owned items that offer more complex items. There are also weird experimental skills and community-requested plugins available.

3. What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include faster minecarts, a brewing plugin, an RP sit plugin, and various random additions to enhance gameplay.

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

The community is small, friendly, and slightly chaotic. Players are welcoming and enjoy interacting with each other.

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

Absolutely! Players of all experience levels are welcome to join and explore Macaroni-land.

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MultiversusCraft Server

Warner Brothers, cross-progression, new moves, new stages, open beta

Looking for a Minecraft server where Jack’s pickaxe skills are just too OP? Look no further than our server! Join now and witness Jack mining through mountains like they’re made of butter!

Previously on our server: Jack’s mining skills were so strong that he dug a hole straight to bedrock and found diamonds galore!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a whole new world to explore filled with characters from Warner Brothers properties. From Batman to Bugs Bunny, you never know who you’ll run into next!

And don’t worry about the game shutting down for development, we’ve already got the final release ready to go. With new modes, new characters, and even a universal parry technique, the fun never stops on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon Beetlejuice building a haunted house in the mountains!

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Minecraft SMP: The Last Creeper Jedi

JJ Abrams, Force power, Movie, nostalgia critic, Emperor Palpatine

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s a thousand times worse than The Last Jedi! We’ve got Star Wars references galore, with Star Destroyers grown in the ground by Emperor Palpatine himself using force power. Need a laugh? Watch as a group of 20 strangers take over a Star Destroyer and ride horses on the hull – it’s pure chaos! And don’t forget about our main character who decides her last name is Skywalker in the last 5 minutes – talk about a plot twist! So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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MineCraftyWakeUpCall

Communication, Overtime, married couple, morning person, #leo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

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JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Bodily Fluid

Overview:

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

3. What are some unique features of the server?

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?