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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crops Grown:	4795
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	2103
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

Crafting Moscow Madness

bizarre traditions, Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, Cock, communion, Crafting, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, madness, Moscow, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, taboo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	1371	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

Attitudes, Beliefs, climate action, climate change, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, Crafting, EcoGOP, Environment, Environmental Protection, environmental support, Future, gop, Greener, Ideology, Men, Opinions, partisan identity, policy, political affiliation, Politics, REPUBLICAN, republican party

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	84	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Abaddon – anarcho server minecraft server minecraft

alliances, anarcho server, Battles, clan system, dangerous adventures, donation, fortified fortresses, Glory, minecraft server, PvP, spacious world, unique items, voice chat, Vulture, Wars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

On the Abaddon server you will find exciting battles, dangerous adventures and the opportunity to show yourself in all your glory. Create alliances, wage wars, build your own fortified fortresses – here you are your own masters. The server has a clan system, donation, unique items and a spacious world that will provide a large amount of PvP and vulture!The server has voice chat.

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Demonic

Abilities, Adventure, Bosses, Community, Crates, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custombiomes, Customenchants, Customitems, Demonic, Enchantments, Events, Gaming, Gear, Items, Loot, Minecraft, Perks, Pets, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Skills, Survival, Unique Ranks

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	8622
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Welcome to Daemonium – where your adventure transcends the ordinary and dives into the extraordinary! Our server is brimming with exclusive features that promise an unparalleled gaming experience:

🌟 Crates: Unlock extraordinary rewards with our unique and exciting crate system.

🔮 Custom Enchants: Empower your gear with powerful custom enchantments tailored for thrilling gameplay.

⚔️ Custom Items: Discover, craft, and wield unique items that will give you a significant edge in your adventures.

👹 Custom Bosses: Confront and defeat fearsome custom bosses, each designed to challenge your skills and reward you with legendary loot.

🏆 Unique Ranks: Progress through distinctive ranks, each offering exclusive perks and abilities that enhance your journey.

Join our vibrant and dynamic community today, and experience Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to conquer the world of Daemonium and rise to greatness?

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Welcome to The Celestial Realm where a bunch of modded nations fight over virtual land!

Adventures, Avatar, bunch, Celestial, customnpc, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fight, Geopol, innovation, Justice, Land, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Realm, Server, Superpowers, System, Trade, Troops, virtual, wineland

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	9232	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

TheCelestialRealm [modded] {geopol}

Ad sponsored by The Wineland. Learn more about this nation in the server summarized below:

Features	Description
Constant Innovation	Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy	Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System	Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar	Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures	Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?	Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Join large nations for magical perks or stake your claim in the wilderness for a solitary existence.

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Can I form alliances with other players or nations?	Yes, players have the option to form alliances with other players or nations to benefit from mutual cooperation and support.
What kind of quests or missions are available on the server?	There are various quests and missions available for players to undertake, ranging from simple tasks to epic adventures with great rewards.

YeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Totally acceptable here. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). We’ve got flying llamas, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “Was this ever okay in any year?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

FraudBuster’s Minecraft Server – Let’s Expose the Chubby Cheater!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, custody arrangement, discipline, Divorce, Evidence, family drama, graduation party, house rules, Interference, man, Minecraft, motivation, nephew, NephewVsMan, new boyfriend, police involvement, racism accusations, Server, sister, Slander, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2094
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mines Excavated:	4930	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	196

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!